Wishing on a star

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THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. God (this does include what you call yourself, right?)
2. C-nt (that's my friends for you!)
3.I'll take the Fifth on this one, lest I compromise my anonymity.

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. apart from this one? I never made it on stage. This quiz sucks!
2.
3.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. cv system (when works)
2. eyes
3. scars/signs of ageing

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. titanium bits
2. disappearing head hair :((((
3. almost complete absence of rhythm

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Mongrel
2. Peasant
3. Idiosyncratic humanity

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. needles
2. killer cheeses
3. my acl going "snap" again

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. air
2. water
3. thought

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. body odour
2. fillings
3. my serious face

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1.Idlewild
2. Feeder
3. Tears For Fears

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. The theme from 'A Summer Place'
2. 'Video Killed the Radio Star' - The Buggles
3. 'Iris' - The Goo Goo Dolls

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. The impossible
2. The implausible
3. The ineluctable

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I used to run my own company
2. I once made the last 3 in a modelling contest
3. Women fall at my feet frequently

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Deportment
2. Eyes that are alive
3. Curves

Can we make that list about 500 thingies longer?
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. people watching
2. women watching
3. thinking

THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. To be on my way
2. Ergonomically-designed work area
3. Power to control others' minds

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. Journalist
2. Gentleman
3. Prime Minister

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Everywhere on Earth
2. Everywhere in space
3. Everywhen in time (Dr Who needs a new assistant)

THREE KIDS' NAMES YOU LIKE: (actually these are just names - forget kids, eh?)
1. Eric (Cantona, Cartman, Stolz - ? - )
2. Oliver (had to say that) As in Oliver Reed or another lil' fella I just met...
3. 'Oi! Get 'ere naohw!' (Very common on council estates)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Touch the world (?)
2. Not only be a sperm donor, but have someone use it!
3. I'll reserve that one. In case, y'know?

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL/BOY:
1. I have testosterone (grotty facial hair)
2. I can be extremely neanderthal
3. I don't pretend to like people I don't, most of the time

THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Kathleen Robertson (mmmm, yum!)
2. Catwoman (do cartoon characters count?)
3. The bird in the pink and black to the left as you face the group in the Eric Prydz video (not the Oz bird).