We share the commonality of television

And if that's not depressing enough (hint: it is. Ok? Got that? Good!) :

Someone once told me I had Ausberger's Syndrome, or something.

WTF???

I have no social skills and I kinda like that.

Most of the time, I'm perfectly happy being a c-!

Don't make excuses for me!!

(mine are far more entertaining, if completely implausible).