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Hi.

Hi.

My mate fancies you. Come and dance!

Which one?

*Points*

Whu-uh? (a real, like, y'know ...babe!)

*Enters fray gingerly*

Hey!

Hi!

You realise you're waay too good for me, right?

*Giggles*

So what's this thing you have about older men?

You're not that old!

* ?!!!!! *big grin*

How old do you think I am?

Mmmm. 24?

I love you!!!! Will you have my children?

*Laughs*

No, honestly. It'll be great! I'll even promise only to be there for the sex part!

(If it works, I'll let you know... :P