Cheese Dick
I'm playing ball. For now.
Like a prisoner released early to allow politicians to avoid the wrath of the idiot far left while ignoring the plight of the victims who never obtain redress, I have a tag.
Unlike them I have no curfew, but as I can't be arsed to go out as of this moment in time for ... a while, anyway, it's of little consequence.
I didn't get tagged with this MEME questionnaire.
Enjoy in the negative sense of the word as I brew up a mass of methane.
1. What were three of the stupidest things you have done in your life?
A/Married Princess Diana. What's that? My padded room is ready? Why, thank you!
B/ Not married Princess Diana. What's that? My padded room is ready? But...!?
C/I perhaps have done much that to many might be considered as 'not smart' and hence stupid and thus might be cause for regret in some fashion were I so minded to think like that and notwithstanding other homespun philosophies on said subject although that in itself presupposes a degree of control that might well not have been there and thus to have 'done' it might actually not be correct. Let's just say there's at least one person I would at this time and from times past have liked to have kept in touch with. For a while longer, at least. Something I'm very good at (from my perspective), but probably very bad at (from yours). And there's more. But you'll have to pay for that. Cash dollars (I'm told).
2. At the current moment, who has the most influence in your life?
Me. Anyone who answers otherwise has misunderstood the reason why they have skin. It's to keep you ...to...ge...ther.
3. If you were given a time machine that functioned, and you were allowed to only pick up five people to dine with, who would you pick?
Couldn't I have a Tardis instead? I've always hated phones. so...
A/ People I would poison without hesitation: all politicians save about 3 from the last century, world wide.
eh? Wrong question? I thought this was about my cooking! You mean we get SERVED food?!!!
Hmmm. Ok.
A/ Soloman. To see how he'd deal with the "problems" we have today.
B/ The inventor of the wheel. So I could get him to sign over the rights to me....
C/ My last surviving relative from the future;now, what were those lottery ticket numbers...?
D/ Eve. To give her the recipie for rhubarb crumble.
E/ Hillary Clinton. Just in case Eve was a bit of a hottie...(ardour cooler, you pervs!)
If you had three wishes that were not supernatural, what would they be?
Of course wishes need not be supernatural, lest you think otherwise.
A/ That all democracies had full proportional representation in their voting systems as the end result.
B/ That someone would do my shopping for me.
C/ That I weren't so darned handsome (getting mobbed by women all the time is suuuuuuuuch a drag!)
D/(I cheat) An end to Greed until the year 5300. To see if the human race survives that far, and how.
5. Someone is visiting your hometown/place where you live at the moment. Name two things you regret your city not having, and two things people should avoid.
A/ i) More life when the stoodies aren't aboot;
ii) Free prostitutes.
B/ i) The posh, trendy, expensive bars;
ii) Free prostitutes
6. Name one event that has changed your life.
Now this is a poorly-phrased question, if ever there was one. Patently it means "what event has had a significant effect on your life and impliedly following on from its occurrence was the effect of it such that the life plan (implied or otherwise) that was in effect at the time altered to a dramatic degree, that such that the plan was either stalled for some considerable time, changed in content to a very large (i.e. greater than 50%) degree, or simply binned while you went into rehab?" as otherwise all events have had that effect.
My event is: growing. Do you know how great it is when you don't get to wear hand-me-downs any more cause you're now bigger than everyone else? :)
7. Tag 3 people.
1. The first person to leave a comment on my blog after having read this.
2. Sar, just cause it's a short name and easy to tag. Now where have I heard that name before...?
3. Bill Clinton. (Go on, Bill. You can do it while I'm entertaining the missus - but NOT in that way!)
Like a prisoner released early to allow politicians to avoid the wrath of the idiot far left while ignoring the plight of the victims who never obtain redress, I have a tag.
Unlike them I have no curfew, but as I can't be arsed to go out as of this moment in time for ... a while, anyway, it's of little consequence.
I didn't get tagged with this MEME questionnaire.
Enjoy in the negative sense of the word as I brew up a mass of methane.
1. What were three of the stupidest things you have done in your life?
A/Married Princess Diana. What's that? My padded room is ready? Why, thank you!
B/ Not married Princess Diana. What's that? My padded room is ready? But...!?
C/I perhaps have done much that to many might be considered as 'not smart' and hence stupid and thus might be cause for regret in some fashion were I so minded to think like that and notwithstanding other homespun philosophies on said subject although that in itself presupposes a degree of control that might well not have been there and thus to have 'done' it might actually not be correct. Let's just say there's at least one person I would at this time and from times past have liked to have kept in touch with. For a while longer, at least. Something I'm very good at (from my perspective), but probably very bad at (from yours). And there's more. But you'll have to pay for that. Cash dollars (I'm told).
2. At the current moment, who has the most influence in your life?
Me. Anyone who answers otherwise has misunderstood the reason why they have skin. It's to keep you ...to...ge...ther.
3. If you were given a time machine that functioned, and you were allowed to only pick up five people to dine with, who would you pick?
Couldn't I have a Tardis instead? I've always hated phones. so...
A/ People I would poison without hesitation: all politicians save about 3 from the last century, world wide.
eh? Wrong question? I thought this was about my cooking! You mean we get SERVED food?!!!
Hmmm. Ok.
A/ Soloman. To see how he'd deal with the "problems" we have today.
B/ The inventor of the wheel. So I could get him to sign over the rights to me....
C/ My last surviving relative from the future;now, what were those lottery ticket numbers...?
D/ Eve. To give her the recipie for rhubarb crumble.
E/ Hillary Clinton. Just in case Eve was a bit of a hottie...(ardour cooler, you pervs!)
If you had three wishes that were not supernatural, what would they be?
Of course wishes need not be supernatural, lest you think otherwise.
A/ That all democracies had full proportional representation in their voting systems as the end result.
B/ That someone would do my shopping for me.
C/ That I weren't so darned handsome (getting mobbed by women all the time is suuuuuuuuch a drag!)
D/(I cheat) An end to Greed until the year 5300. To see if the human race survives that far, and how.
5. Someone is visiting your hometown/place where you live at the moment. Name two things you regret your city not having, and two things people should avoid.
A/ i) More life when the stoodies aren't aboot;
ii) Free prostitutes.
B/ i) The posh, trendy, expensive bars;
ii) Free prostitutes
6. Name one event that has changed your life.
Now this is a poorly-phrased question, if ever there was one. Patently it means "what event has had a significant effect on your life and impliedly following on from its occurrence was the effect of it such that the life plan (implied or otherwise) that was in effect at the time altered to a dramatic degree, that such that the plan was either stalled for some considerable time, changed in content to a very large (i.e. greater than 50%) degree, or simply binned while you went into rehab?" as otherwise all events have had that effect.
My event is: growing. Do you know how great it is when you don't get to wear hand-me-downs any more cause you're now bigger than everyone else? :)
7. Tag 3 people.
1. The first person to leave a comment on my blog after having read this.
2. Sar, just cause it's a short name and easy to tag. Now where have I heard that name before...?
3. Bill Clinton. (Go on, Bill. You can do it while I'm entertaining the missus - but NOT in that way!)
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