Paintball, anyone?

The players:

‘lurgy Dan: The germ carrier.

Clive. A man attached to a bungee, attached to nothing.

Lucinda: a slut. Token love interest.

Benny. A Dog. No friend of George W. Bush.

Accoutrements.

A girl's best friend.

Never argue, always make you look good, and don't try to steal your man.